When a Problem Comes Along...

Have you been naughty? Do you need to be punished? Are you sitting around thinking, “I’m in the mood to get spanked by a large hairy man dressed in leather. But where do I do it?” Today is your lucky day! Get thee to Steel Nightclub (1951 N.W. 9th Ave. [Powerline Road], Fort Lauderdale) for Hard Core Leather, an event celebrating all things man-on-man bondage-related. Sorry, ladies, this might not be for you, unless you enjoy being ignored by a room full of men with facial hair who just want to play grab-ass with each other. And yes, there will be much ass-grabbing, as well as smacking and tweaking, and perhaps some insulting and spitting, all in the name of good healthy fun. Granted, the hard-core stuff will take place at home, in private, but for all-male leather aficionados, there is still plenty to behold. Cover charge is $5, which benefits Bound South, an organization that promotes the preservation and history of the leather community. And there’s a special appearance by Mr. Fort Lauderdale 2004, Rod Stephens, who will undoubtedly have his pecs freshly waxed and buffed for the occasion. Pull on your assless chaps and head over. Doors open at 9 p.m. Call 954-522-9985.
Sat., Aug. 25