Hannah "Tony" Montana

Meanwhile, there was news out of Tampa late last week about a 35-year-old man who won tickets to the "Best of Both Worlds" concert by hanging onto a statue of Hannah Montana for the better part of six days without letting go. When interviewed afterward, he said, "I'm ecstatic. It's like a dream come true." He won the tickets for his fiancée's 7-year-old daughter, who reportedly told her future stepfather not to come home without them. Is Hannah Montana corrupting America?

Maybe it's all about Billy Ray. You can almost hear him shouting before every concert, "Say hello to my little friend." And then the lights go down, the music cues up, and, like that — poof — your money's in his pocket.