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Continued from page 7

Published on May 08, 2008

Barber and another protester grill two of the girls about their beliefs. They admit that they don't know that much about illegal immigration and that they tagged along because they were bored. "You are talking like a little girl," Barber says condescendingly. "Educate yourself." She folds an arm across her chest as though embarrassed.

Lankford continues to jump and shout, waving a sign that says, "You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too!"

"It's better illegals get hired than idiots like you," Barber grumbles.

Eighteen-year-old Sarah O'Connor stands her ground as the protesters try to convince her that they are saving the jobs of her family and her generation. She knows better; she's president of Amnesty International at her high school. "The pilgrims weren't legal," she says. She believes the protesters' claims are bunk. Kids her age work at movie theaters, not at jobs based on physical labor, and she's never seen gang violence at her school. Most of her peers have gotten along fine with incoming immigrant students. "We're all cool with it," she says.

Bonsignor approaches the cops. "I don't think they should be permitted to use those signs," she states.

"Freedom of speech, ma'am," the officer replies.

"Yeah, but it's nasty speech." She herself has been holding a sign that says "Secure the Border" all day, but any irony is lost on her.

As the two groups — all white — crowd the sidewalk, a Hispanic male comes cruising down the lane on his bicycle. He looks oblivious to the fracas around him — and quite possibly about him.

He pedals by unfazed, headphones from his iPod tucked into his ears.

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