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21. Night & Day

    The Cadbury Bunny Ain’t Got Shit on Me

    By John Linn

    Published: March 20, 2008

    In the grand scheme of things, Easter is quite a bummer of a holiday. Even if you’re a really bad Christian, chances are your parents, girlfriend, or grandmother will...

22. Night & Day

    Reptile Style

    By Jamie Laughlin

    Published: March 20, 2008

    You’d love them if they weren’t so scaly… and didn’t hatch from eggs. But that’s the life of a misunderstood reptile. Not blessed with petting fur, the...

23. Night & Day

    Rollerbladers Seek Refuge: The Bikes are Coming

    By Jamie Laughlin

    Published: March 20, 2008

    When South Beach’s glitterati saunter around this evening, they might want to wear uncomplicated shoes – after all, the punks are swarming. A local group of activists...

24. Night & Day

    Local Pagans Get Down With Heavenly Hubba-Hubba

    By Brandon K. Thorp

    Published: March 20, 2008

    The vernal equinox gets ickily Freudian for neopagans who are serious about their theology, for it is the time when the fast-maturing sun god/grain god/whateverthehell begins...

25. Night & Day

    “I’m Sorry, It’s a Cute Myocardial Infarction”

    By John Linn

    Published: March 20, 2008

    What if excess levels of cuteness were actually harmful to your health? Puppies would have to be banned from public places in fear that two or more might congregate. Babies...

26. Night & Day

    Muay Grande

    By Sam Eifling

    Published: March 20, 2008

    Why would you bother to mix your martial arts when Muay Thai alone is so much fun? It is to traditional American boxing what Hanukkah is to Christmas: Instead of one way of...

27. Night & Day

    Who Needs a Coach Anyway?

    By Brett Gillin

    Published: March 20, 2008

    Just when we think that the Miami Heat’s season can’t get any worse, the AP reports that Pat Riley’s just as disenchanted as we are. He’s even cutting class...

28. Night & Day

    The Ring, The Grudge, The Eye, The Pulse, One Missed Call, and now Shutter

    By Penn Bullock

    Published: March 20, 2008

    Just when you thought you’d seen the last American plagiarism of an Asian horror movie, another is airlifted across the Pacific. Shutter is the latest of them: the story...

29. Night & Day

    Blues That Stand the Test of Time

    By Bill Frogameni

    Published: March 20, 2008

    George Thorogood knows it’s 2008, but he doesn’t care. He don’t give a flip about your nonironic mullet hair, second-hand smoke, or trans-fats. How ‘bout...

30. Night & Day

    It Takes a Village

    To Raise a Cheese ball Empire

    By Jamie Laughlin

    Published: March 20, 2008

    The Jackson Five. The Osmonds. The Culkins. While those are all fine Hollywood clans in their own rights, we would simply scoff if they released new works under the moniker...

31. Night & Day

    Live From West Palm Beach…

    By John Linn

    Published: March 20, 2008

    Shoot, we know as well as anyone that going out early on a Friday is so passé, and that fashionably late is the coolest kind of arrival. But let’s face it: Being...

32. Night & Day

    Protect ya’ Neck

    By Raina McLeod

    Published: March 20, 2008

    The Winter Music Conference blows into town tomorrow, and it’s going to tantalize you with a flurry of sights and sounds, and then it will leave you – alone and...

33. Night & Day

    Shout Outs to the 718 and 212

    By Jamie Laughlin

    Published: March 20, 2008

    New York is a city known for its diversity, so it seems fitting that its artists will have unique perspectives on storytelling. That concept is explored in “Representing...

34. Night & Day

    He’s Like Michael Winslow, But Funny.

    By Brett Gillin

    Published: March 20, 2008

    Normally, when given the choice between attending a stand up act filled with impressions or shoving cutlery into assorted orifices, the latter is the better option. Seriously,...

35. Stage

    Arsty Fartsy

    They talk a lot about it in Art, but don't expect answers to that old question: What is it?

    By Brandon K. Thorp

    Published: March 20, 2008

    Sol Theatre was good, and then it was bad, and then it was gone. Somewhere between a mind-melting production of The True Nature of Love and Unidentified Human Remains at the...

36. Artbeat

    In the Pink: Dorothy Draper, America's Most Fabulous Decorator

    By Marya Summers

    Published: March 20, 2008

    What defines tacky in double-wide decorating can redefine grand in the airy space of grand hotel or luxurious mansion. Defying both minimalism and conservatism — and,...

37. Game On

    Fuzzy Fights

    The combat's cuddly in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

    By Chris Ward

    Published: March 20, 2008

    Sometimes it's the terrible ideas — say, a TV show about nothing, or stirring corn into your mashed potatoes — that turn out to be genius. Super Smash Bros. landed...

38. Music

    Cause Way

    Parties can be about more than egos

    By Tamara Palmer

    Published: March 20, 2008

    All of the Winter Music Conference activity over the next two weeks can be fun, but there's an annoyingly incessant air about it, too. There are countless singles, albums, and...

39. Short Cuts

    Rick Ross

    Trilla (Def Jam)

    By Ben Westhoff

    Published: March 20, 2008

    (A) First of all, don't do your shout out track as an intro. No one cares that you like the city of Chicago. (B) If you're going to have DJ Khaled do an interlude, ask him not...

40. Live Wire

    The Heavy Pets

    By Jonathan Cunningham

    Published: March 20, 2008

    Call them a jam band or consider them eclectic, but the Heavy Pets' propulsive blend of rock, reggae, blues, and grooves is perfectly attuned to South Florida's diverse musical...