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| Made in Canada" Bear and Bird Gallery | Daily from Sat., September 6 until Tue., September 30 | West Broward | |
Our neighbors to the north, those wily Canadians, craft some pretty cool things. Canadian bacon, for example: Who doesnt like a slice on an egg sandwich? Hockey is also a fun and rewarding sport (thats our official line). Pamela Anderson? Now were talking. Its in this... More >> |
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| Dolphins v Jets Dolphin Stadium | Sun., September 7, 1:00pm | North Dade | |
To announce his starting quarterback for the season opener, Dolphins coach Tony Sparano told reporters simply, Its Chad, leaving them to guess just which Chad Pennington or Henne would actually get the first snap. Turns out duh it was Pennington, he... More >> |
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| Firefighters 5K Run and Fun Walk Hollywood Beach Broadwalk | Sun., September 7, 6:00am | Southeast Broward | |
Why, hello there. Do you run here often? (Pant, pant.) Ive noticed that your sneakers have exceptional arch support maybe I could give you a foot rub after this race is over? (Pant, pant.) Your biceps brachii are so (pant, pant) bulging is that from raising and... More >> |
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| Yappy Hour The Naked Grape | Sun., September 7, 3:00pm | Fort Lauderdale | |
For some folks, even 30 minutes away from their beloved animals is too much. These kind-hearted people dog, cat, and even ferret lovers all just arent complete without a wet nose to nuzzle or a soft patch of fur waiting to be tussled by their outstretched hands. So they must... More >> |
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| Bathhouse: The Musical! Rising Action Theatre | Every week Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday from Fri., August 22 until Sun., September 7 | Fort Lauderdale | |
Billy wasnt like the other boys; he wanted a romance that looked as good dry as it did wet. What he got was a musical education about the not-so-complex world of bathhouse relationships, namely that few unions linger after the post-coital steam settles. No, this isnt the conceptual... More >> |
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| Yuroz: Retrospective 1986 2008 Coral Springs Museum of Art | Daily from Fri., September 5 until Sat., November 15 | Northwest Broward | |
Pita, tzatziki, spiced tube-meat. These are things that come to mind when you hear the word Yuroz. Youre way off.
Yuroz is an acclaimed artist whose focus is humanity: paintings, drawings, and sculpture all dedicated to the relationships between people and the world around them. So if... More >> |
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| Life's a Drag VooDoo Lounge | First Sunday of every month | Fort Lauderdale | |
New York's longest running female impersonator show hits South Florida like an uppercut (with a Birkin bag full of jock straps). Two showtimes: midnight and 1:30 a.m. Gary Santis brings you Babylon T from 5 to 11 p.m. Along with the crossdressing fun, catch in the biz deals -- if you bring your... More >> |
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| Lunch Specials at Chocolada Chocolada Bakery & Cafe | Daily | Southeast Broward | |
Usually, when youre sniffing out cheap lunch deals you tend to be a little less discriminating than you ordinarily would. Youll ignore the sticky film on the tables at your typical dive because the foods decent (Now more edible!) and the price is right (All... More >> |
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| Lying in State Caldwell Theatre Company | Every week Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday from Fri., September 5 until Sun., September 21, 8:00pm | South Palm | |
Communist societies have a custom of embalming their leaders and putting them in glass display cases. Mao and Lenin enjoyed this fate: decades have gone by and their skin still hasnt lost that shine. (How long is it before nitroglycerine is used in anti-aging treatments?)
The play Lying... More >> |
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| Minerals Rock Museum of Discovery and Science | Daily | Fort Lauderdale | |
One of the first things they teach in science is that stuff is made out of other stuff, or rather, the more you break things down, the more things you find to break down further. Take a rock, for example: Rocks are composed of one or more minerals. Some rocks have just one primary mineral, like... More >> |
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| Sympathy for the Devil Museum of Contemporary Art | Daily from Thu., May 29 until Sun., September 7 | North Dade | |
Anyone with framed records hanging on their walls gets it. So do concert goers who secretly attend shows with Exacto knives in their handbags. (Wha-at? Tape is tough to remove from posters!) Rock n roll has forever been arts ultimate muse, and in many cases, the opposite is... More >> |
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| Out of Shape: Bodies in Contemporary Art Norton Museum of Art | Daily from Sun., August 10 until Sun., November 2 | Central Palm | |
Sick of being busted for checking out other peoples parts? If so, Out of Shape: Bodies in Contemporary Art is tailor-made for you. Spend hours ogling human figures depicted in various mediums by artists such as William Kentridge, Viola Frey, Duane Hanson, Yinka Shonibare, and... More >> |
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| Let The Games Begin: The Art of Competition and Just Plain Fun Norton Museum of Art | Every week Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday from Wed., August 20 until Fri., October 31 | Central Palm | |
Back in the day, the nicest thing about being an Olympic athlete was the art. If you were good, people would paint you, sculpt you, and write songs about you. Acanthus of Sparta was celebrated by Thucydides, and whole mythologies grew up around Milo of Croton according to legend, he... More >> |
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| Punk Rock Sundays Area 7 | Every week Sunday, 9:00pm | Fort Lauderdale | |
How often do you hear about wrestling at a club these days without the words mud or oil attached? Not that those are bad things, but what about all the other types of wrestling that are going unnoticed here? Like, if youve got a hip-hop show, judo is the obvious answer. Country music... More >> |
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| Reggae Sunday events Various Locations Across Broward, Palm Beach | Every week Sunday from Sun., August 3 until Tue., September 30 | Fort Lauderdale | |
It happens every Sunday. You wake up mid-afternoon: Saturday nights debauchery is still ringing in your ears, clouding the soft pounding remnants of Fridays binge-drinking. Worse still, Monday is peaking in and he looks pissed. You need something to ease your exhausted... More >> |
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| Rickey Smiley Improv Paradise Live |
Sat., September 6 more dates/times |
Southeast Broward | |
If a southern-sounding guy named "Buford" calls and asks for an oxygen tank for his pet hog, there's no need to reach for your English-Redneck dictionary -- it's only Rickey Smiley, the character comic with a penchant for prank calls. Born and raised in Birmingham, Alabama, Smiley is proof that... More >> |
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| Sexual Inuendo Bingo The Standard (40 Island Ave., Miami Beach) | Every week Sunday from Sun., August 3 until Sun., January 4, 8:00pm | Miami/Central Dade | |
Smoke-filled seniors centers. Q-tip-topped retirees. Crazy Cat Ladies schlepping around specialized blotters, and lucky charms. Take everything you associate with Bingo and vanquish it from your mental inner workings; since The Standard (40 Island Ave., Miami Beach) took over the... More >> |
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| Sunday BBQ Alligator Alley | Every week Sunday | Fort Lauderdale | |
If Sunday is to be considered Gods Day, and God smiles upon all those creatures of His who haveth soul, especially when their soul allows them to sing up to the heavens, then the Sunday BBQ at Alligator Alley (1321 E. Commercial Blvd., Oakland Park) is truly doing Gods work. Each... More >> |
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| Anniversary Park's Ribbon Cutting Ceremony Anniversary Park | Sun., September 7 | Southeast Broward | |
| Downtown Hollywood Dream Car Classic Hollywood City Hall | Sun., September 7 | Southeast Broward | |
| Elmar Oliveira Violin and Robert Koenig Piano University of Miami Gusman Hall | Sun., September 7 | South Miami/Kendall/South Dade | |
| Chris Isaak Pompano Beach Amphitheatre | Sun., September 7 | Northeast Broward | |
| Music Builds Festival Cruzan Amphitheatre | Sun., September 7 | Central Palm | |
| $2 Domestic Bottles Bierbrunnen German Bar & Restaurant | Every week Sunday | Fort Lauderdale |
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| 2-4-1 drinks Funky Buddha Lounge | Daily, 5:30pm-8:00pm | South Palm |
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