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How to Romney Your Dog: Illustrated

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Illustration by Kyle T. Webster
Fig. 1: Securely strap a pet carrier to the roof of your car.
Romney (ROM'nee), verb: To strap a household pet onto the roof of your family's vehicle and drive a long distance, as former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney did to his dog Seamus in 1983.